... Hey Peter.
Meg? How did you get in here, I thought they only let in women and
men.Meg: Im a woman.Quagmire: Yes you are,
yes you are. Meg, you remind me of Lois. Wanna screw around?Meg? (looks scared)
What?Quagmire: Wanna screw
this off for me? (He reaches into his pocket slowly, and pulls out a
bottle of wine really fast)Meg: Oh. Alright!Quagmire: Do it slow.
Not too slow, but dont go too fast. Youre going too Meg,
slow down, youre going too (short pause, then Quagmire sighs
a sound of relief when Meg opens up the bottle) Ahhh. That was great
Meg. Thanks.Meg: Dad, look. Its
Jeff, the nudist. I wonder what hes doing here. I thought he had a
tennis game. (walks over to Jeff) Hi Jeff! I thought you had a tennis
game to play.Jeff: Hi Meg, I did but
it got canceled for some reason. My opponent didnt show up for
some reason.Meg: That sucks, why
didnt he show up?Jeff: He got caught up
playing with some fat ass and his daughter on the golf course over at
the Klondike. Maybe you know him, his name is Professor Honeydoodle.Meg: (looks shocked)
Nope, never heard of him.Jeff: Oh well. So what
are you doing here?Meg: Im just trying
to meet some guys. What about you.Jeff: Same reason!Meg: (looks shocked and
scared)Jeff: Oh, but for
girls.Meg: (looks relieved)
Oh. I see.Jeff: I met one cool
girl, I think Id like to ask her out.Meg: (looks upset) Oh.
Who is she?...